Story of the Yids and the Yanks

The yids and the yanks are monstrous, sick and depraved beings. They are soulless and satanic in nature who hate natural order and seek to destroy it. The Yids and the Yanks are the bane of the earth and have hurt her very badly and have no intent on stopping. The Yids and the Yanks each have their own countries. The Yids reside in Israel and the Yanks reside in what is known as the "United States of America". Both are illegitimate countries which have no right to exist. It was a criminal act that either country was even formed. In the case of Israel, Yids from Europe and Russia invaded a nation called Palestine and took it over through force of arms given to them by the Yanks and the Brits. They did this through the use of terrorism, assassination, murder, intimidation and deceit, so as to drive the original inhabitants (Palestinians) out of their homes. The Yids literally "wiped Palestine off the map", removed it from the face of the earth and built their own country on the rubble and ashes of the Palestinians. The Yanks supported this action totally and completely (providing the weapons to do so) for they had done this themselves 200 years prior. In the case of America, Yanks from Europe invaded the new world and systematically exterminated all of the indigenous Native American Indians through wars and diseases that they had brought over from Europe. Thus, when they found out another people (Yids) were doing this exact same thing 150 years later, they just had to get on board for they felt like long lost brothers.

There are also Yids who live in America. The Yanks accepted the Yids into America even though the Yids had just stolen their own country which they had all to themselves. For some reason most Yids enjoy living amongst non-Yids even after demanding their own country which is strictly for Yids.. for some strange reason. But anyway, the Yanks gladly accepted some yids and placed them in the top positions of their government, media, financial institutions, entertainment industry and elsewhere, for the Yanks believe the Yids to have superior knowledge and experience in these fields. Also because the Yids had a lot of money -- which they had suckered from non-Yids through centuries of usury, buying & selling, manipulating markets, and other deceitful economic means and methods -- and promised to give a few shekels to whichever Yank who would side with the Yids on every issue and help them whenever needed. The Yanks couldn't refuse this bribe, for the Yanks are avaricious, prideful, arrogant, and proud. Thus the Yanks willingly help the Yids and aid them. The Yanks had built a supreme military force that can crush any other on the planet. The Yanks are so proud of their military that they use it every chance they get, often inventing excuses to use it for they love to kill, murder, terrorize and pillage other weaker peoples whom the Yanks feel don't deserve their resources for they are weak and can't defend themselves. In fact the Yanks have wrought a country that has after more than two centuries yet to evidence a single year during which it was not making war upon someone, somewhere, for some reason. The Yids praise the Yanks and compliment them on their impressive army. Knowing the Yanks' love for war, the Yids began writing policy papers advocating swift and decisive action to be taken on certain middle-eastern countries that they felt posed a threat, or could possibly pose a threat one day in the future, to Yid-land (Israel) and which had resources that the Yanks would want (Oil). The bloodthirsty and vengeful Yanks welcomed this idea gleefully -- drooling over the prospect of slaughtering non-Yanks once again. Acting on Yid-advice the Yanks immediately waged unrelenting war on every single country the Yids named as an "enemy combatant", killing millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of people and plundering all of their resources.

With no end in sight the Yanks kept killing and the Yids kept clapping

It is now the year 2010. The Yanks are still killing and the Yids are still counting

That's the end of the story.