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NYPD vs skaters

A little hilarity courtesy of New York's finest and a little incidental "Benny Hill" music.

Broadway Bomb - Benny Hill Style - 2013

'I'm experiencing austerity as well', says Princess Michael of Kent

Princess Michael of Kent has explained how she and her husband have been hit by austerity; meaning they can no longer dine out as it's "too extravagant".

The Onion Voter's Guide To The US Presidential Election

Your pathetic, statistically meaningless vote is more important than ever this year. To make this difficult choice easier, here are The Onion's in-depth voter's guides to Republican candidate Mitt Romney and Democratic candidate Barack Obama.

The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney

Turkey has US ‘teams,’ not troops

Suggestions by top U.S. commanders that Washington has sent military personnel to Turkey to assist on a variety of issues, ranging from Syria to outlawed militants, should not be understood as a deployment of U.S. troops in Turkey, a senior Turkish diplomat has said.

ROBAMA

A freak accident at the Obama/Romney presidential debate.

ROBAMA | ADHD

Twitter impostor: Hacked Reuters account says Washington, al-Qaeda allied

Just two days after phony posts appeared on Reuters’ blog, the agency’s Twitter account was also hacked. Once again, the hoax tweets informed readers of rebel losses in Syria, and reported fake White House admissions of supporting al-Qaeda.

CIA thwarts US plane bomb plot

The CIA has thwarted an ambitious plot by al-Qaida’s affiliate in Yemen to destroy a US-bound airliner using a bomb with a sophisticated new design around the one-year anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden.

The plot involved an upgrade of the underwear bomb that failed to detonate aboard a jet over Detroit, Michigan on Christmas Day 2009.

The new bomb also was designed to be used in a passenger’s underwear, but this time al Qaida developed a more refined detonation system, US officials said.

Yes We KONY? - Kony Parody

Juice Media present Rap News Episode 12: YES WE KONY. It's March, and the Internet delivers 2012's first globe-consuming meme: the unstoppable, Stop-Kony 2012 video, which has highlighted the plight of African child soldiering like never before. But is it really good? Is it really bad? Or is the world really more complex than 'good guys' and 'bad guys'?

Yes We KONY? - RAP NEWS 12

Evidence of Gas Bursting from the Chambers of Doom

After WW2, 90% of immigration visas for the United States, for people from Central and Eastern Europe, were issued to folks from countries recently under Nazi rule, but now controlled by the Soviets. I wonder who they were.

"2,200,000 have migrated to the Soviet Union since 1939 to escape from the Nazis,"

The surely authoritative World Jewish Congress published in 1948 a book about themselves entitled Unity in Dispersion: A History of the World Jewish Congress.  It states:"The majority of German Jews succeeded in leaving Germany before the war broke out and a substantial number of them settled in Latin American countries."

Strange and Curious Sects: Chabad Messianism

Schneerson died in 1994 without naming a successor, and the Chabad movement has been without a Rebbe ever since. There's a small but vocal and growing faction of Lubavitchers who believe their last, deceased Rebbe was the Moshiach - i.e., the Messiah, the prophesied hero of the Bible who will unite and rule over the Jews and usher in God's kingdom on Earth. Being deceased would seem to be an obvious disqualifier for messianic status, Schneerson's devotees, commonly referred to as "mesichists".

The distortion of truth by association

A scene from How To Get Ahead in Advertising, a great but relatively unsung British movie from 1989.

Minds are being laundered pork pie
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Saudi Arabia 'detains' Israeli vulture for spying

WTF? Is the BBC having some fun by running this story, or is there something really screwy going on here? You decide.

Global Warming Facilitates Vehicular Ballet

Vehicles lose control on the ice in Spokane Washington, December 18th 2010

Vehicles lose control on ice Spokane Washington 18.12. oder Autoballett on Ice

Christopher Story is dead, no more disinfo! :)

Christopher Edward Harle Story FRSA (1938 – 14 July 2010[1]) was a British writer, publisher and government adviser specialising in intelligence and economic affairs, who is best known for his collaboration with KGB defector Anatoliy Golitsyn on the 1995 book The Perestroika Deception.

Story was most recently writing a book on the Wanta crisis. (See Leo Wanta).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Story

Is Alex Jones An Escaped Lab Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong?

From a comment left on Les Visible's Smoking Mirrors blog about the man with the bullhorn being a LYING, SACK OF SHIT.

Ri-i-i-i-ng....Ri-i-i-i-ng.....Ri-i-i-i-ng.....

AJ:"Hello & good evening you're on the Alex Jones show!!"

Dog Poet:"hi Alex, this is dog poet calling and I'd..."

Anti-Zionist laughs in Monty Python’s LIFE OF BRIAN remain censored

Think you know the saga of the deleted scenes from Monty Python’s LIFE OF BRIAN? Not if you trust Wikipedia.

Eyeball to Eyeball: How Turkey Can Force Israel’s Hand and Break the Gaza Blockade

Israel’s boarding and seizure of the Mavi Marmara, a Turkish ship in the Gaza Freedom Flotilla, has sparked debate and outrage world wide.  Media, pundits, and politicians, despite a real lack of facts and hard information, have lept to alternately defend and condemn Israel, Turkey has withdrawn its ambassador, and Israel has urged sympathizers to its defense on internet forums.  As usual, when it comes to the always-contentious Jewish State, the entire world is just itching for a fight.

Journalist Helen Thomas grills Press Secretary about Israel's attack on Freedom Flotilla

Helen Thomas have courage other cowardly journalists (regardless of their political convictions) do not have in the White House press room.

Helen Thomas to Gibbs  "Why didn't you immediately jump to conclusions

Your Recession Proof Mossad Job Application is Right Here

Looks like Israel is the only country that will be in good shape once the crash really starts. 

Need a job?

Below, please find the job application form for the Mossad.

Fish Hat Pope - Wake Up Soon

Studio version of the song 'Wake Up Soon' (altered lyrics to sunny afternoon by The Kinks!)

The Taxman won't get all my dough, 'cos I'm holding it, in escrow
I hope that we will all wake up...
Schools, church, business and councils
Full of common purpose shills
I hope that we kick 'em all out soon

Save us from this quant-tit-tative ease
We got fat cat bankers, rubbing hands with glee-e-eee

But we want to live so peacefully, cause no harm or loss to thee
I hope that we will all wake up soon

Fish Hat Pope - Wake Up Soon Vid

American Neocon Idiocy: Sarah Palin advises that if Obama wants to win reelection, declare war on Iran

I know we're supposed to ignore former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin (who, if elected, would be John McCain's heartbeat away to office) as the scorned fool she is.

However, with the media hype that she might run for president in 2012, this video deserves exposure she is not only a fool but a profoundly stupid human being who is ill-qualified for any political office in America. She is utterly amoral and delusional as a useful idiot for the cabal Zionists and Elitists. 

Palin recommends launching war with Iran

Berlusconi: I dream of seeing Israel join the EU

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