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A police escort for doughnuts

Getting their priorities right?

Police escort in Houston Ice 1/24/14

Introducing Monster Diet Flouride Soda

Learn more about fluoride and soda at naturalnews.com

Introducing Monster Chemo Agent Orange Diet Fluoride Soda! (PARODY)

They Live, Scott Robert's Version

John Carpenter's masterpiece. Hidden beneath the illusion of everyday life, alien economists are developing the Earth as their own third world. Roddy Piper stumbles onto their plan and the shit hits the fan.
A telling social commentary on greed, consumption, a crippled economy, propaganda and the growing schisms between the rich and poor. As relevant as ever.

They Live, Scott Robert's Version

Eyeball to Eyeball with the Goyim: Be Real Careful What You Say

"Funny" Jew Sasha Cohen finds that at least some of Goyim seem to see through and resent his attempts to use them for his own ends.

Borat - Throw the Jew Down the Well!!

Jews Arrested for Vandalizing Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial

Implacable ultra-orthodox anger over Zionist role in Holohoax.  Tensions rising inside the Bug House? Oy vey! 

What is Larry David Like?

The Wise Old Man relates a revealing tale about funny man Larry David.  Having befouled a restaurant, David comments, "nice place, but a little quiet for Jews."

"What is Larry David Like?" Part One

BREAKING NEWS. SARKOZY DEAD!

News just in...

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Clarke and Dawe: Lending merry-go-round

How can broke economies lend money to other broke economies who haven't got any money?

Clarke and Dawe: Lending merry-go-round

Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn't afraid to let everyone in attendance know about "the real mess we're in," Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood's Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.

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The Gitmos – We Are The Mossad

We influence your news
the candidates you choose
subjugate your leaders
destroy those who refuse

The Gitmos - We Are The Mossad

Roseanne in 2012

Also running for Prime Minister of Israel.  "It's a two-fer", she says.

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Strange and Curious Sects: Chabad Messianism

Schneerson died in 1994 without naming a successor, and the Chabad movement has been without a Rebbe ever since. There's a small but vocal and growing faction of Lubavitchers who believe their last, deceased Rebbe was the Moshiach - i.e., the Messiah, the prophesied hero of the Bible who will unite and rule over the Jews and usher in God's kingdom on Earth. Being deceased would seem to be an obvious disqualifier for messianic status, Schneerson's devotees, commonly referred to as "mesichists".

World Fears Shortage of Kosher Hotdogs in Event of Nuclear Strike on Israel

"Israeli chefs feel very connected to this product. After the tsunami I received phone calls from hysterical people fearing a shortage of Kikkoman." - Dudi Afriat, Israeli sushi importer.

G'day Brith

Australian man Geoff Stephens, who for more than two decades has worked in the UK, reportedly alleges that his British co-workers are guilty of anti-Aussie racism.

Saudi Arabia 'detains' Israeli vulture for spying

WTF? Is the BBC having some fun by running this story, or is there something really screwy going on here? You decide.

Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

Hilarious TSA Parody, Sung to the tune "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer".

Terrorism is the fear of something happening to you. Let's keep laughing at all of this. That's the only way we WIN...and those who seek to keep us in a state of fear LOSE!

Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

Traffic lights flipping people off in Spokane

Pedestrians often disregard traffic lights. This approach just might catch the attention of jaywalkers.

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http://concen.cc Conspiracy Central is back

There have been several problems at the successor site to the original ConCen that might lead to it shutting down permanently.

To keep the spirit of Conspiracy Central alive, a new alternative site has been created that is closer to what attracted conspiracy-theorists to the sites that Ctrl ran and Yeti took over.

Gentlemen, I give you:

http://concen.cc

---The Evil Joe Blow

Anti-Zionist Comedian Dieudonné Ridicules the Oppressors

Dieudonné invites Prof. Faurisson to a smackdown of the Oppressors.  70-year-old granny beaten by Zionist milita also present.  And yes, they were charged the following day.

Dieudonné presents Prof. Robert Faurisson with award during Zenith de Paris show, December 2008

Drug-crazed Rand Paul kidnapped woman in reefer frenzy

Back when Rand Paul called himself "Randy," while he was attending Baylor, he apparently joined a "secret society" called the NoZe Brotherhood, according to Jason Zengerle, reporting for GQ. This group was made up of Baylor's more liberal students, and they committed pranks and published a satirical newspaper, as college students will do.

They also, according to a fellow NoZe Brother, "aspired to blasphemy," which sounds pretty good to me but may not go over all that well in Kentucky, the state Paul would like to represent in the U.S. Senate.

American VIP humiliated at airport

Prof. Donna Shalala, Clinton's secretary of health, arrives in Israel in order to fight academic boycott against Israel, claims she was held at Ben-Gurion Airport just because she has Arab last name.

Christopher Story is dead, no more disinfo! :)

Christopher Edward Harle Story FRSA (1938 – 14 July 2010[1]) was a British writer, publisher and government adviser specialising in intelligence and economic affairs, who is best known for his collaboration with KGB defector Anatoliy Golitsyn on the 1995 book The Perestroika Deception.

Story was most recently writing a book on the Wanta crisis. (See Leo Wanta).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Story

Is Alex Jones An Escaped Lab Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong?

From a comment left on Les Visible's Smoking Mirrors blog about the man with the bullhorn being a LYING, SACK OF SHIT.

Ri-i-i-i-ng....Ri-i-i-i-ng.....Ri-i-i-i-ng.....

AJ:"Hello & good evening you're on the Alex Jones show!!"

Dog Poet:"hi Alex, this is dog poet calling and I'd..."

Has Anti-Semitism Made Jews Boycott the War on Terror?

American Jews are also the only group with military training, claimed to be the highest quality in the world, who are opting not to serve America during wartime while family after family of poor Americans are being destroyed by endless combat deployments to keep Israeli interests secure.

Israel: World Tired of Us

The Daily Zionist - Tel Aviv - July 2, 2010

Israeli Minister of Trade, Industry and Labor, Binyamin Ben-Eliezer, says the world is tired of Israel and that Israel, rather than the Gaza Strip, is actually the terrorist state.

Israeli Pirates Attack Humanitarian Aid Ships in International Waters *PARODY...sort of*

Nine Martyrs Dead, Many Hostages Still Held - Second Attack in a Week - International Outcry!
 
For the second time this week, heavily armed pirates from Israel have captured a legally registered humanitarian aid ship in route to Gaza City. Today, the MV Rachel Corrie was captured in a bold daylight raid. This came unexpectedly, as the pirates are cowards, and previously used the cover of darkness to hide their barbarous acts.
 

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