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you are what you eat


A stark warning to those who swallow WHOLE this administration's colossal lies.

An over-full python became stuck in the middle of a Malaysian road after swallowing a pregnant sheep.

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Pythons eat no more than once a week but when they open their incredible hinged jaws, anything is fair game.

This 5.5m python found its eyes were definitely bigger than its belly.

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In July surgeons were forced to operate on a 4m Burmese python after it inadvertently swallowed a queen-size electric blanket.

Humans also have become victims. In 1972 a python in Burma swallowed an eight-year-old boy [OMG!].

But sometimes their food really doesn't agree with them.

In October last year, a 3.6m python came off second best in Everglades National Park in Florida.

The snake, which tried to swallow a 1.8m alligator whole, exploded, said scientists who found the gory remains.
You are what you eat.

2 Comments:

At Wed Sep 13, 12:55:15 PM EDT, ksdrover said...

No wonder Washington DC stinks so bad.

 
At Wed Sep 13, 01:00:39 PM EDT, Harry said...

It reminds me of the way the American government and the people its “really” works for is trying to swallow the rest of the world. I bet that snake could use some Beano right about now.

 

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