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'Iranogenic climate change terrorizes, kills innocent IDF soldier'

20/12/12 1:26pm - A soldier seeking acceptance to one of the IDF’s most elite units fainted like a pussy and died during a trial in the Negev on Wednesday morning.

The sudden collapse occurred on one of the hottest days so far this year. Doctors are not yet sure if Iranian revolutionary heat was a factor in the young man’s death. Medics on the scene reported that the soldier managed to complete only half of his cartoon bomb drawing, an important prerequisite for acceptance into the elite unit and a standard training manouver for senior IDF personnel.

One month ago training for elite units was changed following weather-related terrorism. Israel has appealed to the United States for a $758 billion dollar security assistance package and an actual Iron dome to help combat the existential threat ...

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