ISRAEL BREAKS WORLD WAR RECORD
israel - you went and did it again !
you set a brand new world war record !
How is it possible you could win an entire Mideast war -
not in just 3 hours, but in a mere trifling 60 MINUTES ?
Due to all the electrifying excitement crackling in the spring air, occasioned by your eagerly anticipated upcoming celebration of Jerusalem Day , and impending 40th Anniversary of your heroic SIX DAY WAR , I just couldn't resist posting this awesome video about your miraculous exploits in pulling off what truly has to be
the quickest and most decisive military victory of all time, that is, winning that war, not in 3 HOURS but in 60 MINUTES FLAT !
6 days war - or 3 hours war ?
And now, dearly beloved israel, that we have seen and heard YOUR side of the story, why shouldn't we usher in
this euphoric 40th anniversary celebration with an even
MORE AMAZING account of your divinely inspired victory ?




Looks like Jerusalem Day isn't going off quite as planned -
Well, Lord, what will you do for an encore ? A river of blood ? Sorry, but we already have one in Iraq. But thanks anyway,
for the update. I just knew you had to rain on this parade .
Oh, and did I forget to say it again ?......
happy jerusalem day ! ANYWAY !