Israeli PM vows to "Wipe Iran off the Map"
Tel Aviv, Israel— Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert declared Tuesday that Iran is a "disgraceful blot" that should be "wiped off the map" and banished from the pages of time.
Olmert's speech to participants at a "World without Islam" conference set a hard-line foreign policy course that continues the saber-rattling of his predecessor, Ariel Sharon.
Olmert pledged to continue on in the hallowed tradition of the Stern Gang who set siege to the Palestinian city of Acre in 1948, going so far as to poison the town's drinking water to kill off the inhabitants.
"The world should know, thundered Olmert, that Israel will take any steps necessary to bring about our goals, including invoking the Sampson Option."
Olmert also condemned Iran's neighbors which seek to break new ground in their relations with Iran. "Anybody who does business with Iran will burn in the fire of Yahweh's fury," state-run television quoted him as saying.
The White House issued a press release stating that Israel should use any means at its disposal to keep the land stolen from the indigenous Palestinians.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, (D) California, was unavailable for comment due to her being hospitalized for a reaction to using extreme amounts of Botox.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, (D), Las Vegas, was also unavailable for comment due to his month long tour of Israel sponsored and paid for by AIPAC.
or someone else's?
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Greg Bacon
It's mine. Was hoping this would get some legs and travel so those who like to use similar propaganda techniques could get a taste of their own medicine.
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I believed this story...I think too many of you people do not fear God....sufficiently! Darn near gave me a heart attack too!
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I see how the Iraqi's and the Iranians have been demonized in general (see CNN & Fox), and I see how Israeli governmental policies are that of demons.
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it" Voltaire
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lol! Very clever!
Olmert the idiot:
Last but not least!
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Greg:
You got over. Rense read this tonight (12/13/07) in his interview with Mark Gaffney. I'm amazed he didn't spot the satire of the botox joke.
Perhaps a satire alert is in order since this site is being quoted.
from links to this page at forums that some people don't recognize that this is satire.
I think the reason for that mistake is very clear - it's completely believable.
israel - by all its actions and conduct - is communicating to the world that it wants to wipe Iran off the map.
The only thing that's missing is the express verbal communication.
Now, it would be really funny if this post makes its way to the mainstream media and israelis start denying it!
Anyway - I have only one contention with this post.
Equating Zionism with Islam ("A World without Islam") is totally off - the two are incomparable.
One is a racist political ideology which by definition is practiced by only one group of people, the other a universal way of life that could potentially be embraced by all.
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Qrswave said " from links to this page at forums that some people don't recognize that this is satire.
I think the reason for that mistake is very clear - it's completely believable."
Hell-uv-a chum churn, Greg, my dorsil fin is off to ya, man.
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..good going Greg! funny they didn't notice the POSTED IN, lol!
..i couldn't agree more qrswave, using the name of islam in the same sentence as zionism is blasphemy..
..remember the zinfiltrator truthers trying to float the idea to me that there are 'muslim zionists', AS if.
O' Nancy babe is stretched pretty tight, I'd say. Another facelift and she'll be sportin' a goatee.
Congrats on getting read on Rense last night. Since you had disinformation and satire in the keywords, the joke is totally on him.
I always take his stuff "Cum Grano Salice", but it's interesting listening anyway. I like Tim Rifat's interviews.
Last night Rense had that ultra zionist Chamish on whining about how , his words, "frankist / sabbatean Perez hates the good talmudic and Torah jews and wants to get 5.5 million of them killed." He said ziostan is no longer capable of defending itself after showing how weak they have become last summer against Hezbollah in the battle for the Litani River.
Wouldn't it be ironic if ziostan collapsed under the weight of it's own internal corruption. We can hope.
Greg Bacon
If there had been something about Britney Spears in the spoof, CNN or FOX probably would have ran with it on their evening edition.
i was not trying to malign Islam. Had grabbed a story about the ZIONAZI's bitching about something or the other and changed around a few words.
The Pelosi Botox pic is fantastic.
Maybe someone should email that pic to her office and ask her to autograph the damned thing.
Think i'll print up a copy and post in the shed to keep the rats out.
Soo cute, ya?
..then the lobodomy box network quickly reverts to dead babies, so i turned it off..
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Iran will be the graveyard for the US and Israel.