Great imagery! All the more witty because it's true.

Some people wonder if it might be a good thing to have a draft. If average Americans suddenly realized they could be forced to get off the couch and go die for israel, they might wake up.

Of course, a draft will be needed for the coming world war.

Hence we must have another 9-11; perhaps a nuclear weapon exploded in a U.S. city.

Then we will have on-line signup for the convenience of American citizens. (Our rulers are always looking out for us.)

Your construct will do nicely.

Option #10 lets draftees agree or disagree that Iraq was in league with al-Qaida.

Let's all agree that al-Qaida is a complete fiction. No such organization exists.

Chemists have a formula for the creation of al Qaida...

CIA + Mossad + MI6 = AQ