Fox News Sex Surrogates and their Zombiefied Customers
Ahhh, there she is!!! My morning fix that substitutes for sex in my joyless marriage, the FOX News channel babe. You know the one ! !
She always sits front and center, in a skirt some might say is too short, but not to me and my drooling brethren.
Look, she's wiggling her hips so seductively. Many, she's got legs clean up to her... From the depths of my mind, i hear a screeching of sorts, intruding in on my morning brain sex orgy. "Honey, can you help me get dressed?"
Damn, it's the old battle axe, again rousing me from me dreams of exotic, mind numbing sex with one of the numerous FOX News sex surrogates.
Ignoring the background noise from what's her name, my eyes again turn to the blonde bimbo on FOX. Good grief!! She's tossing her hair back in that certain way all guys know means there's steamy SEX ahead. She's moving her hips, like she's getting ready to uncross her legs!!! Damn, maybe we're going to have a Sharon Stone moment here.
I know she's saying something about some financial crisis or some bombs or something being dropped somewhere, but who cares about that shit when you've got a live sex feed, courtesy of the world's #1 pimp, R. Murdoch.
Look, look, her skirt just slid up her gorgeous thighs another inch!!!! I must have died and went to heaven!!!! What the hell? Oh, it's that screeching noise again... Doesn't she realize that the FOX News babe is there for me and ME alone... Well, and around six or seven million other guys like me, but who's counting.
The FOX News babe doesn't care that i'm fat, balding and my beer gut is the size of a Buick. Noooo. She wants me as i is, in all my splendor or at least that's what my slightly warped mind is saying.
And did i mention her blouse that always seems to reveal a healthy chunk of her cleavage?? Damn. It doesn't get any better than this!!!
There's that screeching noise again. Dammit, doesn't my wife realize i'm in the throes of sexual bliss with my FOX News babe? What the hell does she want, to make love or some damned thing?
Who cares if my eyes are glazed over or if my neural synapses are getting clogged up?
And that's the way it is for millions of deprived if not depraved, American males each day. A trip to La-La land called FOX News that is actually a live TV feed sex show.
While the drooling millions wait for that "Sharon Stone" moment, FOX is able to subliminally slip into their brains propaganda about the Iraq War. About Bin Laden. And why the U.S. just has to wage war against Iran, for our Israeli "friends." About how great a prez GW is. About how Israel is a "peace" loving nation.
About how more tax cuts for the rich and the Fortune 500 will actually benefit working class schmoes like me and my drooling at the mouth comrades who look forward each day to engaging the televised antics of FOX News Sex Adjuncts.
We're the Zombiefied, sexually stilted viewers of FOX News and we'll gladly repeat any lies or nonsense told us by the blonde bimbos sex surrogates posing as news anchors on FOX.
Just keep the live sex TV shows courtesy of FOX coming our way and we'll be putty in your hands, R.M.
And those are the people who consider themselves "informed."
Add to that lot the millions who spend their time watching American Idol and Dancing With the Stars while proudly professing "politics doesn't interest me. I never watch news programs and world events are bor-ing." If they spend any time on the internet it's to shop for trinkets and surf hollywood websites. Check out the glamour shots and profound wisdom shared amongst the members of this news-reader-babe chat forum.
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me real good time
..it's been a long_time_coming, things don't get this fucked-up overnight! the family and cultures must be utterly corrupted to the point of faithful obedience to a bastard's lie; the beast.
Great article! LMAO, but it's true - by chaining sex to propaganda, they train the slathering idiots to regurgitate their Kibbitzing and Kvetching.
B.F. Skinner called it "Chaining" I believe - linking one positive reinforcement to a desired behavior. Simple rat training. It's Pavlov's Bell for the masses.
Like the old blues rift says:
"She gots da kind of legs I like,
feets on the bottom and sweetness on top!"
And while we’re on the topic, have you noticed how Jewish ownership of the media has changed the Goyim’s idea of what is “sexy”?
If you Google the words “girls” + “guns,” you will pull up tens of thousands of images, web sites, and videos of females with weapons. YouTube is full of them. Hollywood movies too.
Sex sells war. War sells sex. The sex drive and the aggressive impulse are both in the limbic system, the most primitive parts of the human brain. The system is needed to perpetuate the species, but when everything becomes centered on it, the result is cultural decay, plus ever-greater subservience to war and zionism.
Will There Be a Run on NewsCorp (NWS) Holdings?
On the heels of a December 28th, 2007 AP report that confirms Ron Paul's exclusion from the Fox News roundtable discussion of January 6th, 2008, the same kinds of energetic Ron Paul supporters who engineered the November 5th 2007 $4.3 million fund drive and the December 16th $6.03 million drive, are taking a new approach to speaking out in the wake of a media blackout: a massive selloff of NewsCorp (NWS) stock.
Unlike the earlier efforts which were organized at a grassroots level, there appears to be no organization behind this latest move whatsoever. Instead, irate investors from around the nation and around the world began announcing their plans to dump NWS stock in several internet forums, and upon discussions they began to achieve consensus that much of the liquidated funds would be donated to the Ron Paul campaign coffers.
One investor, when asked for comment, told us, "I am tired, sick and tired of NewsCorp's Fox News channel deciding for the American public who they will and will not permit to run for President. Nobody asked me to sell my shares of NewsCorp, but I refuse to allow my capitol to be used to censor legitimate presidential candidates."
Will all of this anger and talk of selloffs actually translate into a run on NewsCorp stock? Only time will tell. In the meantime, savvy investors will be keeping a close eye on NWS stock over the next week.
Related: Newscorp Share Price Drops
Keith Olbermann - Faux News Revealed
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It was canceled over three weeks ago.
I know man, I should've made note of that, I s'pose. I only posted the article for its relevance with regard to Faux Noise.
Cheers, and happy new year.
Is this the debate that everyone says Dr. Paul has been excluded from?
There appears to be some confusion about this. Apparently there's a debate on Jan 6 and Paul is not invited. I didn't know anything about a debate on Jan 10.
ABC, Fox News cutting low-polling presidential candidates out of debates
Another article:
Unfair Playing Ground
The Fox affiliate in New Hampshire has said it had limited space in its studio — a souped-up bus — and that it invited candidates who had received double-digit support in recent polls. Yet analyses of recent poll results suggest that Fred Thompson (who was invited to take part) is in a dead heat with Ron Paul. Prediction markets have Ron Paul way ahead of Thompson
Likewise, Ron Paul continues to be the most searched for candidate on the Web. Paul himself has suggested that his supporters are less likely to be reflected in national and local polls since many have never voted before and a large percentage do not have access to land-line phones. Also, it is widely speculated that many of the so-called "undecided" votes will go towards Paul. The Republican's treasure chest is being utilized wisely via last minute ad campaigns that paint the Texas Congressman as a pro-life, pro-gun Patriot who served his country well during Vietnam.
Jesse Benton, Paul's spokesman, said it was a "big mistake" not to include his candidate, especially given Paul's recent success in fundraising. He said the campaign has been trying to reach Fox News to explain the decision, but its calls had not been returned.
"There very well might be some bias," Benton said. "Ron brings up some topics that aren't very popular with Fox News, as in fiscal responsibility and withdrawing from the war in Iraq ... that does leave us scratching our heads a little bit about whether it was deliberate. Based on metrics, I don't see how you can possibly exclude Dr. Paul."
New Hampshire Republican Party Chairman Fergus Cullen releases the following statement regarding primary weekend debates:
“Limiting the number of candidates who are invited to participate in debates is not consistent with the tradition of the first in the nation primary. The level playing field requires that all candidates be given an equal opportunity to participate – not just a select few determined by the media prior to any votes being cast.”
“Therefore, the New Hampshire Republican Party calls upon all media organizations planning pre-primary debates or forums for both parties to include all recognized major candidates in their events.”
“The New Hampshire Republican Party has notified FOX News of our position, and we are in ongoing discussions with FOX News about having as many candidates as possible participate in the forum scheduled for January 6.”
and best hope, all wrapped up in one.
oh, the irony!