Holocaust at 33,000 feet
This is a satire based on a news item about in-flight Internet service.
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HOLOCAUST AT 33,000 FEET - Seat 17D is yapping on an Internet phone call. Seat 16F is flaming Seat 16D with expletive-laden chats. Seat 16E is surfing pornography sites. Seat 17C just wants to sleep. Seat 18A contains a Hamas terrorist who uses Jihadist sites such as “Wake Up From Your Slumber” to plan his next global attack.
Welcome to the promise of the Internet in the sky — and the questions of anti-Semitism that airlines will grapple with as they bring Internet access to passengers in the coming months.
"This gets into national security," said Saul Brainschitz, an international sky marshal that monitors passenger use of the Internet. "Airlines are sensitive to the fact that customers are (seated) close together and may be able to see each other's PC screens. Young people aboard the plane may be exposed to anti-Semitism.”
Airlines will pass all Internet traffic through filters designed by Amdocs and Comverse-Infosys, two leading firms in communications monitoring, and will ban Jihadist sites like “Wake Up From Your Slumber." Other sites will be limited by "pre-emptive content filters," depending on their future potential for anti-Semitism. Overall, Internet management tools that are frowned upon on terra firma will be commonplace in the clouds.
"An airborne environment is a confined environment," said Shlomo Silverfarb of the FBI’s Air Security Division. “You don’t want 22B sharing terrorist information with all the other passengers. Even worse, children in close quarters may see anti-Semitic content on a laptop beside them.”
Hymie Wimpstein, a Harvard Law School professor, says the legal ramifications are clear. “Allowing anti-Semitic material will subject an airline to harassment complaints, much like an employer that refuses to clamp down," he said. "We cannot rely on airlines to police themselves.”
Air China, which plans to start allowing cellular calls through OnAir within months, said it would measure the level of anti-Semitism among its customers before establishing policy.
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