"President" McCain Assassinated in Los Angeles
June 20, 2009 by Binyamin Nerdfinkel
Los Angeles-President McCain was assassinated today in Los Angeles, while giving a speech to the "Friends of Israel" committee at a local synagogue. The president was rushed to Sinai Memorial Hospital, but by all accounts, is presumed to be dead.
The gunman was cornered at a local mosque, where a shootout ensued, ending with the death of the suspect. Police say that the Secret Service has found the sniper rifle, an Iranian made Steyr.
As this article was going to print, Vice-President Joe Lieberman was being sworn in as president and is said to be calling in the Joint Chiefs of Staff to choose what military response there will be to this heinous crime.
The White House issued a short press release, saying that "President Lieberman is aghast at this unprovoked act of terror, committed by elements of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. President Lieberman says Americans will take their grief and turn it into a mighty sword, to smite the enemies of this republic."
The White House also stated that due to certain "terrorist" elements lurking on the web, the Internet will be shutdown, but only long enough for the Department of Homeland Security to install the protective "OVERLORD" software so that the Internet will cease to be breeding grounds for terror and insurrection.
Satire? Not if John McCain receives the Republican nomination for president and is so desperate or so stupid as to have Joe LIeberman as his vice-presidential candidate.
For if the McCain-Lieberman ticket does win in November, within the year, John McCain will die a strange and sudden death, propelling Lieberman into the presidency.
It wouldn't take much. All the Israeli intelligence service MOSSAD has to do is to fine tune their Kennedy assassination models.
Only this time, instead of a "Palestinian" killing the president, it will be an "Iranian" who pulls the trigger, putting Joe boy Lieberman in charge of the nation's nuclear arsenal.
And away we go to WW III. All for the benefit of our bestest friend and buddy in the ME, Israel.
Norman Podhoretz wets his "Depends" just thinking about this scenario.
Alan Dershowitz likes to curl up in bed, thinking long and hard about this scenario while using his hands to stroke his "fantasies" of manipulating the US into bombing Iran.
Laying next to Alan is Daniel Pipes, wearing a stain sodden blue dress he borrowed from Monica Lewinsky.
Dougie Feith is on hand, well, to lend a hand to any that might be experiencing "erectile dysfunction."
And hiding in a "secure, but undisclosed" closet, is none other than "Big Dick" Cheney.
But the "Dick" is too busy counting his well earned shekels to join in this macabre "Dances with the Fist" celebration.
And Michael Ledeen supplys all with a generous helping of "yellowcake".
As long as they let Michael lick the "icing" off the walls.
Maybe it's not such a bad thing that Bush "won" the 2000 election. If Bush had lost, then Gore and Lieberman would have been in. Gore would have died in a mysterious "accident," and Lieberman would have immediately taken us to World War III, with 100 percent conscription for all Goy-males that make less than $100,000 per year. Any citizens that protested would be imprisoned and tortured for "anti-Semitism."
What a line-up! the-vice is always the darth=dirtywork, whilst grimadush wormtongue puts on a smirk!
you've got cia.. bones 'n skulls 'nsons b'cuz 'ncults n'shills 'nshit; and even armageddon-arnie!! 'n of course the election fraud is all good! Not to mention TReASON!! INnOCeNT LiVES?? FReEDOM?? LOVE?? SANiTY!!?
isn't that just pushin' it a little? suppose it happens all the time now! you're pretty freakin' funny, and i'm glad i didn't get some of those jokes! check out dush!
Surprised he didn't try one of these! You know like 'the pet goat'.. i bet he did!
A horrifying thought for sure. As an aside to that; Canadians watch the american primaries/elections with great
interest touched with confusion about what the hell is going on down there. It seems barely a month and a half
ago that John McCain was all but washed up. And then he got
an endorsement from Joe Lieberman, the notorious Zionist agent of influence, and now his candidacy has caught fire again...huh!! And
edorsements from other high
profile politicians. What's going on behind the scenes?? That's what everyone down there
should be asking.
steviewhy from Ontario
If McCain wins the election, he will be the oldest president (age 72) to ever take office.
(See list.)
Lieberman will simply poison McCain’s Geritol.
Just a little note on using tags such as <font>....
If you add the font tag to your comments you should also add a matching closing tag, otherwise the changes muck up the entire page. I have fixed a comment that threw out the formatting on the whole page.
Also, formatting tags should be properly nested...
so, for instance <b><font color="red"> should be closed with </font></b>
For the html tips, i hope it wasn't my doing that threw it all askew. Sorry! I'd have to admit though; that i left the colours on purpose. =)
They have killed Presidents at least twice and possibly three times by poisoning : Zachary Taylor, Warren G. Harding and possibly Franklyn D. Roosevelt
Yes, and the older a person is, the easier it is to poison him.
You left out Garfield and McKinley, just to name two more.. B. Harrison seems likely, from memory, but I haven't seen a list of the presidents for quite some time..
McKinley and Garfield also got poisoned - ACUTE LEAD POISONING I believe it was.