How to sell a lie!

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This is a little speech I came across. It is an adaptation of "The Great Dictator."

synopsis

During the last days of the First World War, a clumsy soldier saves the life of devoted military pilot Schultz. Unfortunately, their flight from the advancing enemy ends in a severe crash with the clumsy soldier losing his memories. After quite some years in the hospital, the amnesia patient gets released and reopens his old barber shop in the Jewish ghetto. But times have changed in the country of Tomania: Dictator Adenoid Hynkel, who accidentally looks very similar to the barber, has laid his merciless grip on the country, and the Jewish people are discriminated against. One day, the barber gets in trouble and is brought before a commanding officer, who turns out to be his old comrade Schultz. So, the ghetto enjoys protection from then on. Meanwhile, Dictator Hynkel develops big plans, he wants to become Dictator of the whole world and needs a scapegoat for the public. Soon, Schultz is being arrested for being too Jewish-friendly, and all Jews except those who managed to flee are transported into Concentration Camps. Hynkel is planning to march into Osterlich to show off against Napaloni, Dictator of Bacteria, who already has deployed his troops along the other border of the small country. Meanwhile, Schultz and the barber manage to escape, guised in military uniforms. As luck would have it, Schultz and the barber are picked up by Tomanian forces and the barber is mixed up with Hynkel himself. The small barber now gets the once-in-a-lifetime chance to speak to the people of Osterlich and all of Tomania, who listen eagerly on the radio.

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.. first rate, a-one, A+; &c., and I really feel this film is probably worthy of an award or honor of some sort; instructive, even/ esp. for those who already understand the (zionist) concept and conspiracy to form a 'one-world (jewish) govt.-- for it reminds us that even we have to remain guarded and vigilant (i.e., it's only natural to suppose that we will forever remain vulnerable to attractive visages and demeanors, polished addresses and honied words, &c.)

There are undoubtedly too, too many who remain unblissfully ignorant of the very reality of the (probably) milenniums-old concept itself, and a great many more who are aware of the plot, but are unable or unwilling to identify the main and true conspirators. Your video is definitely a mighty step in the right direction, for however much or little my opinion is esteemed or valued.

Speaking of my opinion, best wishes one and all, for henceforth Nobody is ad patres, syonara, ciao, vale and now defunct. In the unlikely event that anybody asks for me, just say there isn't any no one, nor never was none such.

Nobodaddy | Fri, 2008-02-15 10:08

very powerful - one of your best so far.

nobodaddy - please don't go!

where's that music video when u need it?

please stay, nobodaddy - every voice counts.

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"Money" has no value - people do.

qrswave | Fri, 2008-02-15 10:39

Of course I am a few hours late.

Don't you EVER call yourself "nobody". Not on a blog and not in your world away from the Net.

Don't be ridiculous.

Here's a video to cheer you up!


Now....I am going back to sleep. Don't make me have to come out again, mister!

Rhiannon | Fri, 2008-02-15 11:48


Keep those midgets a smilin'!

Claymoremind | Sat, 2008-02-16 02:13
Nobodaddy | Sat, 2008-02-16 06:05
Nobodaddy | Sat, 2008-02-16 06:24

The funny thing is...

...if an organisation like the UN were just a bit more powerful than it currently is, if it were a bit more like a "world government" than it currently is, it might have been able to implement some of the rulings it has made against Israel over the years, and it might have been able to prevent zoinist-controlled superpower nations like the US from invading countries like Afghanistan and Iraq.

Oh well...

stinkypete | Sat, 2008-02-16 06:57

Strange and not-so-happy song choices, as far as they go, I know-- esp. when I consider that your comment, Qrs., re: my music videos was stated with your tounge at least half-way in your cheek-- and I do appreciate your and Rhi's kindness, patience and understanding of my motives (at least) more than you can know; and, but for the fact that you are otherwise stuck with such a knavish ninnyhammer as Quagmirebrain, who believes every bit of propagandic tripe that comes down the albertpikefreeway, I would willingly relinquish my often half-assed, hare-brained, unintelligible-seeming wriiten efforts-- temporarily-- until I might approve myself as much more worthy, in both style and in substance, of you, your readers, and your excellent site, &c..

^^^har har^^^

Nobodaddy | Sat, 2008-02-16 11:05

.. of captain will 'the sturdy skeleton' barrow, &c.

Oh, and sorry for so selfishly hoarking the thread (I guess it's called). Great observation Pete, of the apparently paradoxical nature of the UN (and what in this life is not paradoxical, after all?): I still say that if it cannot be co-opted (and our national governments reclaimed) it ought to be disbanded and exploded (one o' these days I hope to write with sense).

Nobodaddy | Sat, 2008-02-16 11:18

"I'm sorry" and keeps biting
"I leaving" and hangs around to watch the funeral
and
"I'm such a dolt"

Well one out of three ain't bad!

Claymoremind | Sat, 2008-02-16 11:34

How about I learn to write, and you focus on learning how to read gaywhorekind?

Nobodaddy | Sat, 2008-02-16 11:42

False humility? You've got to be kidding.

I'll even be so humble as not to deign to respond to your pesky little fly-pecking forevermore hereafter, quagmire.. unless you're really begging for a good, sound swatting.. Now, I'll advise you just to fly away, will you?

Nobodaddy | Sat, 2008-02-16 11:54

comedy central?

:)

come on guys, settle down.

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"Money" has no value - people do.

qrswave | Sat, 2008-02-16 15:38

sorry - I almost overlooked your comment!

Thanks for contributing!

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qrswave | Sat, 2008-02-16 15:41

"Making all his Nowhere plans for NOBODY"


Speaking of my opinion, best wishes one and all, for henceforth Nobody is ad patres, syonara, ciao, vale and now defunct. In the unlikely event that anybody asks for me, just say there isn't any no one, nor never was none such.

Let me guess - it was what they call a classic "cry for help", not an actual Buddhist self immolation.

If I ever get that pathetic, I would hope my friends would honor my memory and take me behind the chicken coop with a shovel and a .22!

Claymoremind | Sun, 2008-02-17 00:30
Nobodaddy | Sun, 2008-02-17 01:38

Love the City of Tiny Light clay-mation.

Consider yourself redeemed.

Claymoremind | Sun, 2008-02-17 02:59

Yes, okay, and thanks. Now, let's be friends and go 'n kick some zionist ass..

Ron Paul is a zionist gold peddler and a freemasonic stooge.

Nobodaddy | Sun, 2008-02-17 13:04

I like Daryl's idea: let's collect million$$$ for somebody REAL, like Jim Condit Jr., say, who will tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. "We would have been rid of these zionist dogs already, &c".. so true.

www.iamthewitness.com

Nobodaddy | Sun, 2008-02-17 13:39

unclesam wakeup

How much “MONEY” exists on Earth?
Take a WILD guess!

US Gross National Debt

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