The 3AM call in the White House
From Red Tractor
Now that Hillary Clinton has staked her White House presidential bid on the premise that she is the best equipped candidate to take “That 3am call in the morning” I can’t stop imagining 3am phone calls to the White House for the different candidates and the current president, George W. Bush.
First, since Hillary started it – I will start with her. Phone ringing, “What time is it Bill? Heck it’s 3am, I’ll get it. Hello, hello, …who is this?" [audible gasp] “Bill, I think it's ‘That Woman’ and she sounds drunk.”
Hillary continues, “Listen bitch, Bill can’t come to the phone right now and don’t call back here trying to wreck our marriage. Bill has repented for his sins and I have forgiven him. From what he told me anyway, honey, you weren’t that good.” Hillary bangs down the phone.
