Absolut Nut
It's amazing how much resentment a simple drawing can whip up. At Smirnoff they can't believe their luck!
The Americans are pissed off. They're really very angry. And it's not because of a war, a terrorist attack or anti-Yank demonstrations somewhere in the Middle East. Nor has it anything to do with their own internal economic turmoil or even human rights in Tibet. No. The reason why they're so mad is a vodka advert. One that displays a pre-1848 map of Mexico - back to when it incorporated chunks of the current United States.
Little did they know at Absolut that their ad was to turn out the ultimate taunt, a cardinal sin worth the mother of diplomatic rows. You simply can't count the number of forums like this one where all sort of abuse is being hurled at the Mexicans. "Hands off our land", "beaners", "people who don't like their trabajo" and other Mexican-hating gems sat gently alongside calls to "nuke the fuckers". Many even pledged to stay off Absolut vodka for ever. At Smirnoff they can't believe their luck!
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At very least it should be it's own self-govenerned Republic.
Minus the T-101 that is. That's a T for TRAITOR, and a 101 for the first mass-arrest of dush regime criminals.
Heck, Texas could break off too. hee hee hee, screw all the false unions anyways. Balkanize ALL CRAPiTALS; and imprison ALL zwo TRAITORS FOR LiFE.
Califronia and the rest of the Americas rightfully belong to the native peoples of the land. Hint the natives are not white, Spain has no more claim to california, mexico, or texas then the United Kingdom. Oh in case you didn't know that is who owns the U.S.A.
IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE, but i'll settle for the Atlan ;D
Since ABSOLUT likes to ignore reality, how about these?
EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK IS REiCH TWICE A DAY!!
do you know who lives in that desert? it's called the Negev.
I lifted your image there. Hope you don't mind. It's a keeper worth saving.
the absolut bushit one is prefect ;)