DoD announces that the Israeli flag will now be draped over American coffins
White House News
The Department of Defense today issued a press release that stated that henceforth, the state flag of Israel, the Star of David, will replace the Stars and Stripes now being used to drape over caskets of American dead coming home from the Israeli Theater, or as it's more commonly known as, the Iraq War.
"Bennie" Netanyahoo, the Pentagon spokesman, said that this was the least the country could do, in order to pay homage to the bravery of the Israelis and the sacrifices that Israel has endured as a result of the U.S. invading Iraq based on intelligence supplied by Israel.
Netanyahoo said every red-blooded American should still stand erect, and salute the Star of David, just as if it were the American flag.
He added "Not a day goes by on a Tel Aviv Beach and not a night passes in one of our trendy bars on Dizengoff Street without one of the sun worshippers or one of the bar patrons toasting Israeli luck in having America fight its wars."
"This time for reflection cuts enormously into the Israeli party life and as such, should be given some type of memorial, if not some type of award or honor, like draping the Star of David over the caskets of Americans killed fighting for Israel in Iraq."
"Americans", added Netanyahoo, "Should be feel honored that their kids are fighting and dying in a war fought for Israel."
When asked what he thought of this change by the DoD, the Israeli PM, Ehdiot Olmert said, "It's very good for Israel... Well, it's not good, per se, but it will generate immediate sympathy for Israel."
DoD said that the U.S. Congress was putting together a several billion dollar aid package for Israel, to compensate Israel for the time, trouble and material used in making the Star of David flags, which are imported by Israel from China.
Netanyahoo said President Bush had issued Executive Order 1984-666 to change federal law in order for this flag substitution to take effect and that the president was glad to be in bed with the Israelis on this issue, together beating off "evil-doers" world wide.
And that the president realized that since Israel was helping America shoulder this load, that America would be more than happy to take an Israeli load.
good, or not good, but it will generate immediate sympathy for Israel.
Isn't it interesting that Netanyahu (it was Netanyahoo that said that, not Olmert) thinks 'sympathy' is 'good' for his country. That says it all about the Zionists. My country wouldn't want to be pitied, and nor would the proud Arab states that surround Israel. But for Israel, pity is where it's at, and they're great at cultivating it with their global media monopoly and fake holocaust novels. Not to mention false flag terror attacks, like the one Bibi was acting all surprised about as he uttered the above quote.
Zionists are pitiful, I'll give them that much, since they asked.
Haha!
Gotta look at some of these things in a different light now and then, and hopefully, get a laugh or else all of the shit one can find on the 'Net about Israel, its bastard start and continuing criminal operations will drive a person mad.
To drape American coffins with Israeli flags would be a way of expressing gratitude to the Goy, a thought which is possibly the only more hurtful thing that a reminder of the Holocaust itself.
Even the most obscene profits earned on the Chinese produced flags would not be able to compensate for that, and after all, there are still far better and more dignified ways of laying your hands on Goy money!
Please do not forget that the Israelis/Zionists are the most moral people on earth as demonstrated on a daily basis by its brave military.
Good point. The master race would never bless the Goyim by offering their cheap Chinese flags for use on American coffins. For it to make sense it'd have to be a decision by sycophantic Goys in the DoD, who worship Jews.
Maybe the next satire should be titled
Israel Orders DoD to Remove Israeli Flag From American Coffins
OLMERT: WORSHIP WITH YOUR LIVES, NOT WITH OUR FLAG
WASHINGTON- Ehud Olmert admonished the United States Department of Defense today over blah blah blah
I especially like the quote:
Priceless.
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"Money" has no value - people do.
helpless american tax slaves, poor with min-wage job's that pays peants in jewish owned co., sick with over priced healthcare plan from jewish insurance co., lost my life savanings to jewish money masters at wall-ST. scam's, our kids are sex slave's here and in israel, coned into going to fight for israel in Iraq by jewish media and their whores in our government.
but it is good for israel, they get billions of our hard earned tax money to live a good life, great free health care by good jewish owned american insurance co., billions of dollars in savings from profits in wall-st scam's, great sex life with cheap slave's, living it up as king's while other's kids fight and die for this master race.
The Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv on Wednesday reported that Likud leader Benjamin Netanyahu told an audience at Bar Ilan university that the September 11, 2001 terror attacks had been beneficial for Israel.
"We are benefiting from one thing, and that is the attack on the Twin Towers and Pentagon, and the American struggle in Iraq," Ma'ariv quoted the former prime minister as saying. He reportedly added that these events "swung American public opinion in our favor."
Netanyahu reportedly made the comments during a conference at Bar-Ilan University on the division of Jerusalem as part of a peace deal with the Palestinians.
Meanwhile, Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad cast doubt over the veracity of the September 11 attacks Thursday, calling it a pretext to invade Afghanistan and Iraq.
"Four or five years ago, a suspicious event occurred in New York. A building collapsed and they said that 3,000 people had been killed but never published their names," Ahmadinejad told Iranians in the holy city of Qom.
"Under this pretext, they [the U.S.] attacked Afghanistan and Iraq and since then, a million people have been killed only in Iraq."
Speaking Wednesday at a news conference on the Iran threat, Netanyahu compared Ahmadinejad to Adolf Hitler and likened Tehran's nuclear program to the threat the Nazis posed to Europe in the late 1930s.
Netanyahu said Iran differed from the Nazis in one vital respect, explaining that "where that [Nazi] regime embarked on a global conflict before it developed nuclear weapons," he said. "This regime [Iran] is developing nuclear weapons before it embarks on a global conflict."
Source: Haaretz
Excellent satire!! So well done! I love your spelling of "Netanyahoo"... In Arabic (Egyptian colloquial) "Netan" or ''neten" means "filthy"... so we like to stress the :neten' part of Netenyahoo:)