Crookstar - we all just wanna be zioshills

My latest video combines the music video concept with getting the message out about 9/11 and Zionist crimes. The Nickelback song Rockstar "Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars" provided me with some ideas, and I was inspired to do my own version. Rather than someone who is tired of his ordinary life and dreams of being a rockstar, my character is a truth seeker who wants to become a big shill, e.g. Rupert Murdoch is a role model for him.

Since the last time I 'sung' was at school, decades ago - and that was mostly moving my lips - this project was always going to be interesting. And just over a week ago, I knew nothing about multitracking.


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The official video of Nickelback's Rockstar, and original lyrics, may be viewed at this link. The lyrics to my version are below.

Crookstar

I'm through with seekin' the truth
Behind the Zionists' crimes
It's like I'm goin' against the tide
And I'm never listened to
This project ain't turned out
Quite the way I thought it would be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new job
Working for the criminals
And a salary in seven figures
And an invite to the Bronfmans'
Dinner parties
(Yeah, so what d'you need?)

I'll need a ... an unlimited expense account
And a radio station named after me
Gonna join the broadcasters
With the CIA webmasters
(Been there done that)

I want an old house full of new computers
My own hotline to Bibi Netanyahu
And Rockefellers and
Rothschilds is fine by me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for deceit and lies
I'd even sell my kids and cheat my folks

'Cause we all just wanna be zioshills
And get dirty shekels and fifty dollar bills
The bribes come easy like the veiled blackmail
We'll all say Towers were not pulled by Israel
Or spread rumors like a Global Hawk
Hit the Pentagon, only Danner talk
So much molten metal
Sulfidated steel
Hydrocarbon fires
Couldn't get so hot
And well...
Hey, hey, I wanna be a big shill
Hey, hey, I wanna be a big shill

They devised the al Qaeda myth for all the assholes
Hire Mossad sappers with thermate for the castles
Smash a couple aeroplanes
And three high-rises tumble down
(I'll have the four billion dollars, ha ha)

We had to fit them planes
With the remote controls
Get a casus belli to take Baghdad and Kabul
Gonna keep trafficking Afghan opium
Blow up Iraq for free
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for deceit and lies
I'd even sell my kids and cheat my folks

'Cause we all just wanna be zioshills
And get dirty shekels and fifty dollar bills
The bribes come easy like the veiled blackmail
We'll all say Towers were not pulled by Israel
Or spread rumors like a Global Hawk
Hit the Pentagon only Danner talk
So much molten metal
Sulfidated steel
Hydrocarbon fires
Couldn't get so hot
And partly evaporated steel
With a Swiss cheese appearance shocked
Fire professors
They'll tell you anything
To save their career
Everybody's got a
Bent handler on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a big shill

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the Muslims
Publish hyperbole
On a blasphemous whim
Get crapfests going in internet forums
Keep telling honest truth tellers "go f*** yourself"

Well we all just wanna be zioshills
And get dirty shekels and fifty dollar bills
The bribes come easy like the veiled blackmail
We'll all say Towers were not pulled by Israel
Or spread rumors like a Global Hawk
Hit the Pentagon only Danner talk
So much molten metal
Sulfidated steel
Hydrocarbon fires
Couldn't get so hot
And partly evaporated steel
With a Swiss cheese appearance shocked
Fire professors
They'll tell you anything
To save their career
Everybody's got a
Bent handler on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a big shill
Hey, hey, I wanna be a big shill

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Hahehihohu-- very instructive and entertaining. But what's with the giant jewish hook-nose? (j/k)

Nonesuch101 | Mon, 2008-04-21 04:30

My nose is okay when I look in the mirror, and I'd like to have a camera that gives the same results!

Poseidon | Mon, 2008-04-21 07:05

That's classic! I love the gruff English accent.

Crimes of Zion | Mon, 2008-04-21 13:00

sure beats doing exposays on my mossad links to israel!

one4 the ozzies.

Grim Reaper | Tue, 2008-04-22 05:30

Steven E. Jones, Frank M. Legge, Kevin R. Ryan, Anthony F. Szamboti, and James R. Gourley managed to get their paper Fourteen Points of Agreement with Official Government Reports on the World Trade Center Destruction published in a peer-reviewed civil engineering journal. See here for the HTML version. The points of agreement are not NIST's conclusions about the collapses, but their admissions such as not having tested for thermite or explosive residues, and that FEMA's "pancake theory" was incorrect.

There are plenty of comments on that blog - the "WTC2 flowing molten material was lead" disinfo gets debunked here on page 4, and on page 5 posters recognise that Jim "space beams" "no planes" Fetzer is a shill and a troll.

At this link, click on the Volume 2 (2008) page of the Bentham Open Civil Engineering Journal where the paper by Jones et al is freely available - scroll down to Fourteen Points of Agreement... for the .pdf download.

The shills used to claim that Dr Jones could not get papers accepted through the peer review process unless the reviewers were 9/11 truthers. That myth has been busted, along with the claim that every structural engineer supports the government account of "hydrocarbon fires caused collapses". The George Washington blog lists 18 structural engineers who challenge the official 'explanations'.

By the way, it took me years to perfect the English accent. All that training at Herzliya eventually paid off!

Poseidon | Wed, 2008-04-23 05:31

Sounds like a pissed baby seal mate!
A shout of pina~coladas and who knows!?

Hmm. working for bronfmann..
$xxx,xxx wage; party with pricks..
radio show named after you
been there done that work for CiA webmasters..
house full of computers..

and some other GREAT INSIGHTS there Pos..
INSiTE GREAT, hmm?
Don't bother apologizing, it's too late.

Is this a thinly-veiled recruitment ad for the illuminati?
No i won't sell out. No i don't really think that's your station, but who knows? (and who cares?)

THREE FLAVOURS OF SHILLS; PUKE, SHIT AND DIE.

Hey, hey, at least you're not a zOOi-shiLL!!

d&!



Grim Reaper | Thu, 2008-04-24 04:33

When I wrote the lyrics to Crookstar, I was unaware that there was a Poseidon Radio, or a "porducer" (sic) called Poseidon aka Jon O'Neil...

Poseidon "Porducer"

...or a Greek Canadian band called Poseidon or a Poseidon internet TV and radio tuner (some would imagine it only tunes into GIYUS or shill stations :-).

I don't know why people would think I'm an aussie, apart from the fact that someone once suspected me of being CoZ. I have also been suspected of being UnitedAgainstZionism and others, and one poster on another forum even claims that I'm a "Zionist in league with Eric Hufschmid". They just can't get the staff these days.

Poseidon | Sat, 2008-04-26 02:21

i didn't think you're any of THOSE things, except an aussie.. SORRY, for what it worth ! i ran out of coffee for the LAST time. (that means i quit)

VERILY I ASK YOU: ARE YOU ILLUMINATI?
(yes or no brother)

see who else will admit they're wrong! hehe
Check the music tunes; still funny i say.
here's the straight dope.
Kid Creole and the Coconuts

Grim Reaper | Sat, 2008-04-26 03:38

I'm not Illuminati or elite or any type of shill. I don't even know whether there really is an Illuminati other than as a euphemism for the zio-crooks who have been plotting for decades with schemes like the holohoax and 9/11 to effect global dictatorship. Some of the elite who created Israel may have found it has turned into a monster that is out of their control. But Israel's creators could be monsters too.

I've been wrong too - I once suspected UnitedAgainstZionism and Whippette of being Eric Hufschmid!

Poseidon | Sat, 2008-04-26 04:04

You'll be the first one who's actually answered the question.

There are those who would say they are illuminati, but who knows really.. They are related to the zionists and rottens, and have made a cult out of masonry too.
It's way too creepy for me.

Some people are so full of crap,
it's better to not know them at all.

Grim Reaper | Sat, 2008-04-26 04:27

Audio here. Alex Jones took part.

Crimes of Zion | Fri, 2008-05-02 08:10

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