Mohels see big bucks in foreskin futures!
What's over two hundred dollars an ounce and makes your saggy skin as tight as a baby's shmeckel?
Give up?
It's SkinMedica's TNS Recovery Complex w/ NouriCel-MD. And what makes this skin cream so special? It's secret ingredient is freshly circumcised foreskins.
That's right - Foreskin Face Cream.
"It's filled with everything we begin to lose as we age," enthusiastic promoter Betty Rubenstone says. "And that includes growth factors, amino acids, proteins, collage, elastin and holyuronic acid."
It's downside is it's odor. "It's disgusting. It's got a sour smell to it that makes you want to gag," says a glowing Barbara Blair. "But you get used to it."
Financial markets are already buzzing with rumors of a tightening foreskin trade, with several prominent mohels said to be negotiating for a lion's share of the stiff market.
"We're going to have to educate the young rabbis in new techniques of collection" said Brooklyn Rabbi Yerili Ben Sukin, "otherwise they are liable to eat up all the profits from this market".
Whoa, a skin Bugle flambe'?
http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/brands/brand.aspx?catID=438
Given that zionist Jews already sodomize the world, the next step is to sell "beauty enemas" to gentiles, with the "secret ingredient" being Jewish semen.
I see a real danger of people using this formula to end up being cock-eyed.
I think that dish is called Kosher Calimari!
you almost made me wretch fucker!
THEY USE REAL HUMAN BABY F*
Is it not bad enough they've tricked us into being physically circumcised, instead OF THE HEART?
(sick)