I messed up and originally posted this to the wrong posting.
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Note the end digits in this posting's URL. Hmmmm.

http://www.wakeupfromyourslumber.com/node/666

BTW, I got this joke from a raving Zionist loon's blog. He's been pissing and moaning for days about "Israel Apartheid Week."

“Israel is ready to bury the hatchet — along with the Palestinians”

Important development in Middle East 'Peace Process'

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OMG, Like, Go Levantine High!

'ISRAEL WANTS TO BURY THE HATCHET, ALONG WITH THE PALESTINIANS'.......Does this mean that Israel also wants to BURY the Palestinians ? Or do they want to bury the hatchet in the Palestinian's back, and THEN bury the Palestinians, along with the hatchet ? I suppose if that's what they want, they should at least give them a decent burial.

Yes, quasimodo, a decent burial for the body at the very least, but no transport by plane.
Apartheid Airlines in Action

Let's not write off the prestigious El Al Airline so quickly. These extra security measures have only been installed to enhance the El Al customer experience. If the Jarrar family would simply contact their friendly neighborhood office of Homeland Security, I believe some entirely satisfactory accomodations could quickly be achieved. It will only be necessary to make contact with the Department Head, Mr. Michael Chertoff, to obtain a satisfactory resolution to their present dilemma. It seems that he currently, as well as historically, has had a very significant amount of 'pull' with the El Al Airline, due largely to his fortunate family connections in that regard. It might also conceivably be possible to provide a funeral escort by Mossad. But first it will be necessary to dial up our Department Head Chertoff concerning a very distinct possibility that he would be able to "pull it" off. The Jarrar family should please see below for further contact infomation : [ The head of "Homeland Security," Michael Chertoff, is the only son of Livia Eisen, El Al's first "hostess" (Israel's state run airlines) and intelligence agent involved in Mossad's "Operation Magic Carpet." ]
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?noframes;read=66175
CONTROLLED PRESS HIDES CHERTOFF'S ISRAELI ROOTS *PIC*