Clinton: "As Obama's VP, I'll have a "shot" at the presidency"

Coronation News Service

(Mena, AR) The Clinton for President campaign announced that HRM Hillary, would be open to being on the ticket with
Obama as his VP candidate

J.W. Booth, Clinton's Manager of Thought, said that Hillary knows that being on the ticket with Obama would give her a "shot" at the presidency.

Booth read from a statement issued by HRM Hillary that said, "My adoring thong of dedicated, if not obsessive followers, need to know that I am not giving up my quest for the presidency, as that is both my right and what I am entitled to, as the heir to the never-ending Bush and Clinton families dominance over the White House."

"We will not give up this fight, but I have had to change my "target" date for acquiring the presidency" read the statement from HRM Hillary.

L. Harvey Oswald, Clinton's Manager of Perceptions, said he was all for HRM Hillary setting her "sights" on the VP spot.

"Hell", said Oswald, "Everyone knows that politics makes for some strange bedfellows and even stranger occurrences. HRM Hillary would be foolish to "shoot" away this chance at the White House, by any means available."

S. Ceerhan, an avid fan of HRM Hillary, was very enthusiastic about HRM Hillary taking "aim" at the top spot thru the Obama-Clinton ticket.

"Heck, that's a "killer" combo that definitely should win the White House for this dedicated team. I just wish some discontents would stop "sniping" about this dream ticket."

HRM Hillary was not available for comment, said her Manager of Reality, J.E. Ray, due to Clinton being on a personal guided tour of the Barrett Rifle Company in Murfreesboro, TN, makers of the .50 caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle.

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Vince Foster's office cam

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.

The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."