Americans are reminded on a regular basis that those crazy "muzzies" are wanting to detonate a suitcase type of nuke here in America.

While that propaganda is being implanted into our overactive imaginations, there have been briefcase nukes detonating all over Wall Street, with horrible results.

Where's the investigations into those WMD's?

Can't have any, since now is not the time to place the blame we're being told, but to shovel money at the same bunch of greedy bastards that set off those devices in the first place.

Can't look behind that curtain or ask too many questions about how in the hell this mess started or who's behind it, since a certain SLC in the ME doesn't want that evidence that points back to it exposed.

Rest easy, the Greenberg's, Bernanke's and Fuld's of Wall Street, your secret is safe with us.

"OMG, there's one of those nasty looking "Muzzies" and he looks dangerous, better invade another country.!!"